


Sadly, there will be no return for cheating cop James, his cherry-intolerant wife Bridget, or her asthmatic midget lover Big Man, who once emerged from hiding under a kitchen sink only to shit his pants.

Reading this on mobile? Click here to view Pimp Lucius & Rev Mosley Twan responds by calling Joey "The Blobfather". Almost starts a gang war with Joey's goons after challenging them to an arm-wrestling contest … but it was just a dream he had after dozing off on the job again.įinest moment so far Being dubbed "LL Fool J" by Joey. Decides to go straight after discovering he's Tina's babyfather, only to instantly change his mind when Tina reveals she's now a lesbian. Fresh out of jail, having served three years after being caught swervin' with a trunk full of dope. Sylvester's lunkhead of a brother-in-law. Thus begins the rumour about a mysterious "package" – presumed by some to be a euphemism for HIV – that provides the saga's big cliffhanger.įinest moment so far Randolph to Rosie: "I hope a pigeon fly by here and shit on your face!" Twan Randolph hits the gossip motherlode when, taking a break from his church-cleaning job by swigging gin in a cupboard, he overhears pastor Rufus arguing with gay lover Chuck on the phone. Sylvester's nosey neighbours, whose constant bickering and one-upmanship make Mr & Mrs Twit look like the perfect couple. Reading this on mobile? Click here to view Rosie & Randolph Maybe in fact the mystery lover was actually a hitman, hired by Cathy to whack her cheating husband Rufus? Always quick to reach for his Beretta, Sylvester is later seen planning a drug deal with cartoon Italian mobster Joey over a pile of spaghetti.įinest moment so far Going home to "change into something more comfortable … like another suit". Except perhaps Sylvester wasn't doing the dirty after all. It was sharply dressed man-about-town Sylvester's one-night stand with pastor's wife Cathy that set this whole damn twisted soap opera in motion.
